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thenotreadyforprimetimeplayer:

x "Lorne's the master. He knows everything. He's been through it all. & comedy would not be the same without him." -Jimmy Fallon x 

"I want to go to an office where I make coffee, work for 40 minutes thinking about something, then think, should I walk out to lunch?"

(Source: jagweedish)

katuriankaturiankaturian:

beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

One of my favorite stories about celebrity.

Actually the very first time I got down on one knee.

(Source: beeishappy)

30rockasaurus:


Happy 3rd anniversary, Bossypants!

Was #1 on the NYT bestseller list for 5 weeks straight upon initial release.
Audiobook is Grammy nominated.
Sold over 1 million copies in the US alone, within just 6 months of its release.
Is still a NYT paperback bestseller.

30rockasaurus:

Happy 3rd anniversary, Bossypants!

  • Was #1 on the NYT bestseller list for 5 weeks straight upon initial release.
  • Audiobook is Grammy nominated.
  • Sold over 1 million copies in the US alone, within just 6 months of its release.
  • Is still a NYT paperback bestseller.

(Source: fuckyespharrell)

Favourite quotes by person: Neil deGrasse Tyson

(Source: gotchaeleven)

jessepnkman:

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